Skull Spork

I'm sick and tired of not being able to eat beans and also a chicken breast and also my daily water soup and have to use 13 different utensils. On top of that, those flimsy plastic sporks make me feel like I'm getting ready to get a sad lunchroom meal in school and my pants are too tight. This, this is the superior utensil. With an extra tough baby skull at the stem because why not.